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When there’s just so many games out there to play, Nintendo games just went to the bottom of that list.
PewDiePiePewDiePie Save the Children is an awesome charity that has helped more than 125 million children, providing everything from school books to food to blankets and shelter.
PewDiePiePewDiePie Money can’t buy you happiness but it buys you all the things you don’t have, even friends.
PewDiePiePewDiePie I just want to connect with you bros. That’s all I care about, because you bros’ support really means everything to me.
PewDiePiePewDiePie Life is too short to focus on the things you hate, focus on what you love instead.
PewDiePiePewDiePie My parents said that sitting at home playing video games all day won’t bring you anywhere in life.
PewDiePiePewDiePie Comments are my main way to communicate with you bros.
PewDiePiePewDiePie I’m so lucky to be in a position to help people, and that’s appealing to me.
PewDiePiePewDiePie Don’t be something you’re not. Unless you can be a fabulous unicorn. Always be a fabulous unicorn.
PewDiePiePewDiePie Face your problems! Unless your problem is your face.
PewDiePiePewDiePie Everyone has played video games at some point these days, and video games are fun.
PewDiePiePewDiePie This dog. Is possibly the dumbest dog in the world. I’ve had him for 2 years since today He’s been my boo ever since.
PewDiePiePewDiePie It was so much easier to connect with my fans when I was smaller. I could answer every message, and I enjoyed that.
PewDiePiePewDiePie I’m not out to max my income. I think my viewers would call me on that right away if I did.
PewDiePiePewDiePie It’s not called being gay, it’s called being fabulous!
PewDiePiePewDiePie Do you ever just add things you’ve already done to your to-do list, then cross them over right away to feel more productive? Me neither.
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Since you are gone, I collect the stars each night building my own night sky, so I have something to hold onto forever.
Laura ChouetteLaura Chouette Can anybody hear me? Are my words going to waste I need to believe there was a purpose to all the pain?
Allie MillerAllie Miller The universe hears what you say, but it knows what you mean.
Brianna PastorBrianna Pastor Enough of this. The next one I love will return my passion.
Iestyn TudorIestyn Tudor It’s unconditional; their chemistry is unconditional – forever.
Ophelia ScarlettOphelia Scarlett I love you so much that it hurts and that’s the problem I love you so much that it hurts.
Olivia CliffordOlivia Clifford Let’s always bloom, savor and delight others with our beauty.
Mariya FedulovaMariya Fedulova Shadows follow me the way a vulture stalks death. One small step ahead.
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