I still believe that sex is dirty. It’s just that now I wouldn’t have it any other way.
LILY TOMLINPeople hire me to create some kind of archetype or some culture type, or something. I guess they accept whatever I come up with.
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When I’ve had a meltdown, people will say to me, “Well, you failed to keep your sense of humor.”
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Growing up in Michigan was fine, until I realized where I was.
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We are people with lives, not consumers with lifestyles.
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After all, in private, we’re all misfits.
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Maybe if people started to listen, history would stop repeating itself.
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Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world.
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Did you know, in the entire universe, we are the only intelligent life forms thought to have a Miss Universe contest?
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Lady, I do not make up things. That is lies. Lies are not true. But the truth could be made up if yo know how. And that’s the truth.
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The start to a better world is the belief that it is possible.
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There’s so much plastic in this culture that vinyl leopard skin is becoming an endangered synthetic.
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Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.
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To me, “sexual freedom” means freedom from having to have sex.
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We are all in this together, by ourselves.
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The best mind-altering drug is the truth.
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Being a New Yorker is never having to say you are sorry.
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