“I always wondered why somebody doesn’t do something about that. Then I realized I was somebody.”

I guess if people couldn’t profit from war I don’t think there would be war.

What if it’s boring – or if it’s not boring, it might be too revealing, or worse, it might be too revealing and still be boring.

The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you’re still a rat.

Don’t be afraid of missing opportunities. Behind every failure is an opportunity somebody wishes they had missed.

Well, if I can be of any help at all, you are in worse trouble than I thought.

Exercise is for people who can’t handle drugs or alcohol.

If beauty is truth, why don’t women go to the library to have their hair done?

The larger picture is really to swing people’s awareness of what really is moral.

Infinity is just time on an ego trip.

There’s nothing sadder than getting to the end of your life and saying, ‘I didn’t do it right’.

It’s a more ridiculing, divisive humor today.

Does your mind feel more and more like teflon? Nothing sticks to it?

You are what you think, geez, that’s frightening.

Instead of working for the survival of the fittest, we should be working for the survival of the wittiest – then we can all die laughing.

My politics are just inclined to be empathetic and humanistic. I grew up with so many different kinds of people with different politics, different religion, no religion, no politics, education, no education, and I was infatuated with all of them.

If you can’t be direct, why be?

The bitterest tears shed over graves are for words left unsaid and deeds left undone.

Enthusiasm is the DNA of making things happen.

The two greatest fear busters are knowledge and action.

Inaction is perhaps the greatest mistake of all.

Life is like a cash register, in that every account, every thought, every deed, like every sale, is registered and recorded.

Believing prayer will lead to whole-hearted action.

Never do today what you can do tomorrow, because something may occur to make you regret your premature action.

Can you worship a God who isn’t obligated to explain His actions to you? Could it be your arrogance that makes you think God owes you an explanation?