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We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.

Lily Tomlin

I try to be cynical, but it’s so hard to keep up.
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Hard Myself Try
I still believe that sex is dirty. It’s just that now I wouldn’t have it any other way.
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Believe Dirty Myself Sex
If I had known what it would be like to have it all – I might have been willing to settle for less.
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Fame Myself Settle Willing
Every day I read the newspapers, and no matter how cynical I get, it’s imposssible to keep up.
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Impossible Myself News Reading
My politics are just inclined to be empathetic and humanistic. I grew up with so many different kinds of people with different politics, different religion, no religion, no politics, education, no education, and I was infatuated with all of them.
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Education Empathy Growth Human Kind Myself Politics Religion
Did you know, in the entire universe, we are the only intelligent life forms thought to have a Miss Universe contest?
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Form Intelligence Life Universe Yourself
I was always drawn to more the social-expression-of-culture types.
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Culture Expression Myself Social Type
I have always felt that humor was a wonderful vehicle to let us become connected with each other and ourselves; I try to portray the similarities and polarities in men and women, so that we can acknowledge and embrace our collective consciousness.
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Collection Conscious Feeling Humor Vehicle Wonderful
There will be sex after death, we just won’t be able to feel it.
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Death Feeling Sex
We are all in this together, by ourselves.
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Ourselves Togetherness
It’s a more ridiculing, divisive humor today.
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Change Comedy Humor Present Ridicule
Success is a ladder that cannot be climbed with your hands in your pocket – The road to success is always under construction.
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Construction Hands Ladder Road Success
People hire me to create some kind of archetype or some culture type, or something. I guess they accept whatever I come up with.
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Acceptance Creation Kind Myself People
The start to a better world is the belief that it is possible.
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Belief Better Possible Start World
We are people with lives, not consumers with lifestyles.
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Consumption Life Live People Style
Ninety eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It’s the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them.
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Adult Country Election Hard Work

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