We are all in this together, by ourselves.
LILY TOMLINWe don’t care. We don’t have to. We’re the phone company.
More Lily Tomlin Quotes
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The larger picture is really to swing people’s awareness of what really is moral.
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I like a teacher who gives you something to take home to think about besides homework.
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The start to a better world is the belief that it is possible.
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But there are too many people that make so much money at the cost of lives of other humans and for no reason but to make the money.
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Remember we’re all in this alone.
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If you can’t be direct, why be?
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Does your mind feel more and more like teflon? Nothing sticks to it?
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If beauty is truth, why don’t women go to the library to have their hair done?
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Why is it that when we talk to God we’re said to be praying but when God talks to us we’re schizophrenic?
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Maybe if people started to listen, history would stop repeating itself.
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If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?
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Don’t be afraid of missing opportunities. Behind every failure is an opportunity somebody wishes they had missed.
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Why isn’t there a special name for the tops of your feet?
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I try to be cynical, but it’s so hard to keep up.
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When we speak to God, we call it prayer; when God speaks back, we call it psychosis!
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