I worry that the person who thought up Muzak may be thinking up something else.
LILY TOMLINWe don’t care. We don’t have to. We’re the phone company.
More Lily Tomlin Quotes
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Don’t be afraid of missing opportunities. Behind every failure is an opportunity somebody wishes they had missed.
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Sometimes I feel like a figment of my own imagination.
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What goes up must come down. But don’t expect it to come down where you can find it.
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When we speak to God, we call it prayer; when God speaks back, we call it psychosis!
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There’s so much plastic in this culture that vinyl leopard skin is becoming an endangered synthetic.
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If beauty is truth, why don’t women go to the library to have their hair done?
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I guess if people couldn’t profit from war I don’t think there would be war.
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What I appreciate is acknowledging to the audience that I think they have brains.
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There’s nothing sadder than getting to the end of your life and saying, ‘I didn’t do it right’.
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Well, if I can be of any help at all, you are in worse trouble than I thought.
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Creating characters is just another way to express a type and put that type to use.
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If you have a dog or a cat, you know how developed they can be. How sensitive, how aware. They suffer. We all do.
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The larger picture is really to swing people’s awareness of what really is moral.
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Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.
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Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse.
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