Sometimes I feel like a figment of my own imagination.
LILY TOMLINWe don’t care. We don’t have to. We’re the phone company.
More Lily Tomlin Quotes
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If trying harder doesn’t work, try softer.
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Infinity is just time on an ego trip.
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What I appreciate is acknowledging to the audience that I think they have brains.
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I personally think we developed language because of our deep need to complain.
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I try to be cynical, but it’s so hard to keep up.
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We are people with lives, not consumers with lifestyles.
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Being a New Yorker is never having to say you are sorry.
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I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.
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Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.
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Ninety eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It’s the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them.
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Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse.
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You know being relevant or coming up with something interesting, funny to say about what’s current is just as hard as it might ever be depending on the serendipity of it all.
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There’s nothing sadder than getting to the end of your life and saying, ‘I didn’t do it right’.
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The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you’re still a rat.
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9 to 5 made people aware of equal pay for equal work. It hasn’t really happened, but it has come closer.
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