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After all, in private, we’re all misfits.

Lily Tomlin

Don’t be afraid of missing opportunities. Behind every failure is an opportunity somebody wishes they had missed.
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Afraid Failure Inspirational Missing Opportunity
Success is a ladder that cannot be climbed with your hands in your pocket – The road to success is always under construction.
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Construction Hands Ladder Road Success
You know being relevant or coming up with something interesting, funny to say about what’s current is just as hard as it might ever be depending on the serendipity of it all.
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Funny Hard Interest Talk Yourself
It’s a more ridiculing, divisive humor today.
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Change Comedy Humor Present Ridicule
I try to be cynical, but it’s so hard to keep up.
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Hard Myself Try
Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world.
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Myself Success World Worry
The best mind-altering drug is the truth.
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Best Drugs Mindset One Liner Truth
Truth is, I’ve always been selling out. The difference is that in the past, I looked like I had integrity because there were no buyers.
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Difference Integrity Myself Past Truth
There’s nothing sadder than getting to the end of your life and saying, ‘I didn’t do it right’.
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End Life Regret Right Sad Yourself
Remember we’re all in this alone.
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Alone One Liner Remember
When we speak to God, we call it prayer; when God speaks back, we call it psychosis!
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God Ourselves Prayer Talk
Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.
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Complain Invention Language Man Satisfaction
Reality is the leading cause of stress among those in touch with it.
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Leadership Reality Touch
I still believe that sex is dirty. It’s just that now I wouldn’t have it any other way.
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Believe Dirty Myself Sex
Exercise is for people who can’t handle drugs or alcohol.
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Alcohol Control Drugs Exercise People
9 to 5 made people aware of equal pay for equal work. It hasn’t really happened, but it has come closer.
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