A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
STEVE MARTINThe conscious mind is the editor, and the subconscious mind is the writer.
More Steve Martin Quotes
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I started a grease fire at McDonald’s – threw a match in the cook’s hair.
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I guess I wouldn’t believe in anything if it weren’t for my lucky astrology mood watch.
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Through the years, I have learned there is no harm in charging oneself up with delusions between moments of valid inspiration.
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It’s pain that changes our lives.
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Be so good they can’t ignore you.
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Some nights, alone, he thinks of her, and some nights, alone, she thinks of him. Some night these thoughts, separated by miles and time zones, occur at the same objective moment, and Ray and Mirabelle are connected without ever knowing it.
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First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me.
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Chaos in the midst of chaos isn’t funny, but chaos in the midst of order is.
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I believe in equality. Equality for everybody. No matter how stupid they are or how superior I am to them.
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I thought yesterday was the first day of the rest of my life but it turns out today is.
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I was always very shy but as I get older I think, What am I being shy for? You just grow weary of your own hang-ups.
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Talking about music is like dancing about architecture.
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Now let’s repeat the non-conformists’ oath: I promise to be different! I promise to be unique! I promise not to repeat things other people say! Good!
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Always make room for the unexpected in yourself.
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Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you do criticize him, you’ll be a mile away and have his shoes.
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