Some people have a way with words, and other people; oh, uh, not have way.
STEVE MARTINThere is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught me with another woman. I won’t stand for that.
More Steve Martin Quotes
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I thought yesterday was the first day of the rest of my life but it turns out today is.
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Acting is collaborative because you are working with another actor, and it’s almost like a two-man juggling team. You have to really be in sync.
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Talking about music is like dancing about architecture.
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I’m not trying to be a big shot or anything like that, but I get my drinks half price.
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I actually learned about sex watching neighborhood dogs. And it was good. Go ahead and laugh. I think the most important thing I learned was: Never let go of the girl’s leg, no matter how hard she tries to shake you off.
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All I’ve ever wanted was an honest week’s pay for an honest day’s work.
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I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.
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I love money. I love everything about it.
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Chaos in the midst of chaos isn’t funny, but chaos in the midst of order is.
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I really enjoy finding the right word, creating a good, flowing sentence. I enjoy the rhythm of the words.
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Writer’s block is a fancy term made up by whiners so they can have an excuse to drink alcohol.
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There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught me with another woman. I won’t stand for that.
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You can’t really conduct your life by one or two phrases.
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The greatest thing you can do is surprise yourself.
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There’s no better way to learn something than to learn it in front of an audience. Your terror drives you.
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