It’s pain that changes our lives.
STEVE MARTINI have found that– just as in real life–imagination sometimes has to stand in for experience.
More Steve Martin Quotes
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There’s no better way to learn something than to learn it in front of an audience. Your terror drives you.
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No art comes from the conscious mind.
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Despite a lack of natural ability, I did have the one element necessary to all early creativity: naïveté, that fabulous quality that keeps you from knowing just how unsuited you are for what you are about to do.
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All I’ve ever wanted was an honest week’s pay for an honest day’s work.
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I really enjoy finding the right word, creating a good, flowing sentence. I enjoy the rhythm of the words.
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Always do business as if the person you’re doing business with is trying to screw you, because he probably is. And if he’s not, you can be pleasantly surprised.
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I could never be a woman, ’cause I’d just stay home and play with my breasts all day.
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Don’t have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.
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I thought yesterday was the first day of the rest of my life but it turns out today is.
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I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.
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Be so good they can’t ignore you.
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Writer’s block is a fancy term made up by whiners so they can have an excuse to drink alcohol.
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I believe the United States should allow all foreigners in this country, provided they can speak our native language… Apache.
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I was always very shy but as I get older I think, What am I being shy for? You just grow weary of your own hang-ups.
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First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me.
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