I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.
STEVE MARTINI have found that– just as in real life–imagination sometimes has to stand in for experience.
More Steve Martin Quotes
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I will do anything to look like him – except, of course, exercise or eat right.
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A father carries pictures where his money used to be.
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I believe the United States should allow all foreigners in this country, provided they can speak our native language… Apache.
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I have found that– just as in real life–imagination sometimes has to stand in for experience.
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Chaos in the midst of chaos isn’t funny, but chaos in the midst of order is.
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I love money. I love everything about it.
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Be so good they can’t ignore you.
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It was essential that I never show doubt about what I was doing.
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Some people have a way with words, and other people; oh, uh, not have way.
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How to make a million dollars: First, get a million dollars.
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I just downloaded eleven hundred books onto my Kindle, and now I can’t lift it.
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You know that look that women get when they want to have sex? Me neither.
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The conscious mind is the editor, and the subconscious mind is the writer.
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I actually learned about sex watching neighborhood dogs. And it was good. Go ahead and laugh. I think the most important thing I learned was: Never let go of the girl’s leg, no matter how hard she tries to shake you off.
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I guess I wouldn’t believe in anything if it weren’t for my lucky astrology mood watch.
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