There’s someone out there for everyone – even if you need a pickaxe, a compass, and night goggles to find them.
STEVE MARTINI have found that– just as in real life–imagination sometimes has to stand in for experience.
More Steve Martin Quotes
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I guess I wouldn’t believe in anything if it weren’t for my lucky astrology mood watch.
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A father carries pictures where his money used to be.
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When I die, now don’t think that I’m a nut, don’t want no fancy funeral, just one like old King Tut.
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You have to get comfortable with your work, you really have to know what you’re doing, and it has to be almost boring to you to be able to do it well.
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It was essential that I never show doubt about what I was doing.
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Some nights, alone, he thinks of her, and some nights, alone, she thinks of him. Some night these thoughts, separated by miles and time zones, occur at the same objective moment, and Ray and Mirabelle are connected without ever knowing it.
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I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.
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Teaching is, after all, a form of show business.
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Be so good they can’t ignore you.
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A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
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Always do business as if the person you’re doing business with is trying to screw you, because he probably is. And if he’s not, you can be pleasantly surprised.
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Dinosaurs did not walk with humans. The evolutionary record says different. They gambled.
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I’m not trying to be a big shot or anything like that, but I get my drinks half price.
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Chaos in the midst of chaos isn’t funny, but chaos in the midst of order is.
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You know that look that women get when they want to have sex? Me neither.
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