Boy, those French: they have a different word for everything!
STEVE MARTINI have found that– just as in real life–imagination sometimes has to stand in for experience.
More Steve Martin Quotes
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I actually learned about sex watching neighborhood dogs. And it was good. Go ahead and laugh. I think the most important thing I learned was: Never let go of the girl’s leg, no matter how hard she tries to shake you off.
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Writer’s block is a fancy term made up by whiners so they can have an excuse to drink alcohol.
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How many people have never raised their hand before?
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I could never be a woman, ’cause I’d just stay home and play with my breasts all day.
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First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me.
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I started a grease fire at McDonald’s – threw a match in the cook’s hair.
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You know that look that women get when they want to have sex? Me neither.
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The conscious mind is the editor, and the subconscious mind is the writer.
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Talking about music is like dancing about architecture.
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I believe the United States should allow all foreigners in this country, provided they can speak our native language… Apache.
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I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.
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I guess I wouldn’t believe in anything if it weren’t for my lucky astrology mood watch.
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A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
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How to make a million dollars: First, get a million dollars.
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There’s someone out there for everyone – even if you need a pickaxe, a compass, and night goggles to find them.
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