A little bad taste is like a nice dash of paprika.
DOROTHY PARKERBewildered is the fox who lives to find that grapes beyond reach can be really sour.
More Dorothy Parker Quotes
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If all the girls attending [the Yale prom] were laid end to end, I wouldn’t be at all surprised.
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Those who have mastered etiquette, who are entirely, impeccably right, would seem to arrive at a point of exquisite dullness.
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A girl’s best friend is her mutter.
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Friends come and go but I wouldn’t have thought you’d be one of them.
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You can lead a horticulture, but you can’t make her think.
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I know this will come as a shock to you, Mr. Goldwyn, but in all history, which has held billions and billions of human beings, not a single one ever had a happy ending.
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The only dependable law of life – everything is always worse than you thought it was going to be.
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Bewildered is the fox who lives to find that grapes beyond reach can be really sour.
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If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
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Should they whisper false of you, Never trouble to deny; Should the words they say be true, Weep and storm and say they lie.
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A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
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And if my heart be scarred and burned, The safer, I, for all I learned.
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Time may be a great healer, but it’s a lousy beautician.
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If you don’t have anything nice to say, come sit by me.
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The definition of eternity is two people and a ham.
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