It’s not the tragedies that kill us; it’s the messes.
DOROTHY PARKER- I hate almost all rich people, but I think I’d be darling at it.
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I hate almost all rich people, but I think I’d be darling at it.
More Dorothy Parker Quotes
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It’s not the tragedies that kill us; it’s the messes.
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Genius can write on the back of old envelopes but mere talent requires the finest stationery available.
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Years are only garments, and you either wear them with style all your life, or else you go dowdy to the grave.
DOROTHY PARKERYears are only garments, and you either wear them with style all your life, or else you go dowdy to the grave.
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They tire of quiet, that have known the storm
DOROTHY PARKERThey tire of quiet, that have known the storm
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I was always sweet, at first. Oh, it’s so easy to be sweet to people before you love them.
DOROTHY PARKERI was always sweet, at first. Oh, it’s so easy to be sweet to people before you love them.
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I’m not a writer with a drinking problem, I’m a drinker with a writing problem.
DOROTHY PARKERI’m not a writer with a drinking problem, I’m a drinker with a writing problem.
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I was always sweet, at first. Oh, it’s so easy to be sweet to people before you love them.
DOROTHY PARKERI was always sweet, at first. Oh, it’s so easy to be sweet to people before you love them.
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That woman speaks eighteen languages, and can’t say ‘No’ in any of them.
DOROTHY PARKERThat woman speaks eighteen languages, and can’t say ‘No’ in any of them.
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Misfortune, and recited misfortune especially, can be prolonged to the point where it ceases to excite pity and arouses only irritation.
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The best way to avoid a hangover is to stay drunk.
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He is a writer for the ages, the ages of four to eight.
DOROTHY PARKERHe is a writer for the ages, the ages of four to eight.
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The cleverest woman on earth is the biggest fool on earth with a man.
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Constant use had not worn ragged the fabric of their friendship.
DOROTHY PARKERConstant use had not worn ragged the fabric of their friendship.
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Vice is nice, but liquor is quicker.
DOROTHY PARKERVice is nice, but liquor is quicker.
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The definition of eternity is two people and a ham.
DOROTHY PARKERThe definition of eternity is two people and a ham.
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Heterosexuality is not normal, it’s just common.
DOROTHY PARKERHeterosexuality is not normal, it’s just common.
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