The only “ism” Hollywood believes in is plagiarism.
DOROTHY PARKERYou can lead a horticulture, but you can’t make her think.
More Dorothy Parker Quotes
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You can lead a horticulture, but you can’t make her think.
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If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
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Vice is nice, but liquor is quicker.
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Genius can write on the back of old envelopes but mere talent requires the finest stationery available.
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Constant use had not worn ragged the fabric of their friendship.
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This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force.
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I can’t write five words but that I change seven.
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Ducking for apples — change one letter and it’s the story of my life.
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If you want to know what God thinks about money, just look at the people He gives it to.
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The only useful thing I ever learned in school was that if you spit on your eraser it erased ink.
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All I say is, nobody has any business to go around looking like a horse and behaving as if it were all right. You don’t catch horses going around looking like people, do you?
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Los Angeles: Seventy-two suburbs in search of a city.
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Take me or leave me; or, as is the usual order of things, both.
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And I’ll stay off Verlaine too; he was always chasing Rimbauds.
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Don’t look at me in that tone of voice.
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