That woman speaks eighteen languages, and can’t say ‘No’ in any of them.
DOROTHY PARKERTime may be a great healer, but it’s a lousy beautician.
More Dorothy Parker Quotes
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I know this will come as a shock to you, Mr. Goldwyn, but in all history, which has held billions and billions of human beings, not a single one ever had a happy ending.
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Drink and dance and laugh and lie, Love, the reeling midnight through, For tomorrow we shall die! (But, alas, we never do.)
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But I don’t give up; I forget why not.
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The definition of eternity is two people and a ham.
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Heterosexuality is not normal, it’s just common.
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The only useful thing I ever learned in school was that if you spit on your eraser it erased ink.
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Where unwilling dies the rose; buds the new another year.
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It’s not the tragedies that kill us; it’s the messes.
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If all the young ladies who attended the Yale promenade dance were laid end to end, no one would be the least surprised.
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They sicken of the calm who know the storm.
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I like to have a martini/Two at the very most/After three I’m under the table/After four I’m under my host.
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I’m not a writer with a drinking problem, I’m a drinker with a writing problem.
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Money cannot buy health, but I’d settle for a diamond-studded wheelchair.
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I was always sweet, at first. Oh, it’s so easy to be sweet to people before you love them.
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You can’t teach an old dogma new tricks.
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