I can’t write five words but that I change seven.
DOROTHY PARKERDon’t look at me in that tone of voice.
More Dorothy Parker Quotes
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And I’ll stay off Verlaine too; he was always chasing Rimbauds.
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Should they whisper false of you, Never trouble to deny; Should the words they say be true, Weep and storm and say they lie.
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You do what you can, and you do it because you should. But all you can do is all you can do.
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And I’ll stay off Verlaine too; he was always chasing Rimbauds.
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That woman speaks eighteen languages, and can’t say ‘No’ in any of them.
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Most good women are hidden treasures who are only safe because nobody looks for them.
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By the time you swear you’re his, Shivering and sighing. And he vows his passion is, Infinite, undying. Lady make note of this — One of you is lying.
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If I didn’t care for fun and such, I’d probably amount to much. But I shall stay the way I am, Because I do not give a damn.
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The cleverest woman on earth is the biggest fool on earth with a man.
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The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity.
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But I don’t give up; I forget why not.
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Honesty means nothing until you are tested under circumstances where you are sure you could get away with dishonesty.
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This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force.
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Vice is nice, but liquor is quicker.
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Heterosexuality is not normal, it’s just common.
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