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I don’t know much about being a millionaire, but I’ll bet I’d be darling at it.

Dorothy Parker

Love is like quicksilver in the hand. Leave the fingers open and it stays. Clutch it and it darts away.
DOROTHY PARKER

Fingers Hands Leaving Love Wisdom
A little bad taste is like a nice dash of paprika.
DOROTHY PARKER

Bad Food Growth Taste
If you want to know what God thinks about money, just look at the people He gives it to.
DOROTHY PARKER

Deep God Himself Money People Thinking
If I didn’t care for fun and such, I’d probably amount to much. But I shall stay the way I am, Because I do not give a damn.
DOROTHY PARKER

Care Fun Myself Stay
All I say is, nobody has any business to go around looking like a horse and behaving as if it were all right. You don’t catch horses going around looking like people, do you?
DOROTHY PARKER

Animal Business People Right Yourself
This is me apologizing. I am a fool, a bird-brain, a liar and a horse-thief. I wouldn’t touch a superlative again with an umbrella.
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Fools Myself Sorry Touch
That would be a good thing for them to cut on my tombstone: Wherever she went, including here, it was against her better judgment.
DOROTHY PARKER

Better Death Goodness Herself Judgement
I don’t know much about being a millionaire, but I’ll bet I’d be darling at it.
DOROTHY PARKER

Money Myself Wealth
The definition of eternity is two people and a ham.
DOROTHY PARKER

Food Forever People
Money cannot buy health, but I’d settle for a diamond-studded wheelchair.
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Diamond Health Money Myself
Where unwilling dies the rose; buds the new another year.
DOROTHY PARKER

Death Growth Rose Willing
There’s life for you. Spend the best years of your life studying penmanship and rhetoric and syntax and Beowulf and George Eliot, and then somebody steals your pencil.
DOROTHY PARKER

Funny Life Study Theft Yourself
Bewildered is the fox who lives to find that grapes beyond reach can be really sour.
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Beyond Live Wild
Women and elephants never forget.
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Animal Forget Funny Woman
Of Orson Welles: It’s like meeting God without dying.
DOROTHY PARKER

Death God
The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity.
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Boredom Curious Deep

I don’t know much about being a millionaire, but I’ll bet I’d be darling at it.

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