Of Orson Welles: It’s like meeting God without dying.
DOROTHY PARKERIf all the girls attending [the Yale prom] were laid end to end, I wouldn’t be at all surprised.
More Dorothy Parker Quotes
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Now, look, baby, ‘Union’ is spelled with 5 letters. It is not a four-letter word.
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People ought to be one of two things, young or dead.
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I can’t write five words but that I change seven.
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And I’ll stay off Verlaine too; he was always chasing Rimbauds.
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If you want to know what God thinks about money, just look at the people He gives it to.
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It was written without fear and without research.
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They tire of quiet, that have known the storm
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There is entirely too much charm around, and something must be done to stop it.
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The only useful thing I ever learned in school was that if you spit on your eraser it erased ink.
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Maybe it is only I, but conditions are such these days, that if you use studiously correct grammar, people suspect you of homosexual tendencies.
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Ducking for apples — change one letter and it’s the story of my life.
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You do what you can, and you do it because you should. But all you can do is all you can do.
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If you wear a short enough skirt, the party will come to you.
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The cleverest woman on earth is the biggest fool on earth with a man.
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The definition of eternity is two people and a ham.
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