A liberal is a man who leaves the room before the fight starts.
DOROTHY PARKERI was always sweet, at first. Oh, it’s so easy to be sweet to people before you love them.
More Dorothy Parker Quotes
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There’s life for you. Spend the best years of your life studying penmanship and rhetoric and syntax and Beowulf and George Eliot, and then somebody steals your pencil.
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I don’t mind anything that’s written about me, as long as it’s not true.
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This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force.
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Maybe it is only I, but conditions are such these days, that if you use studiously correct grammar, people suspect you of homosexual tendencies.
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I was always sweet, at first. Oh, it’s so easy to be sweet to people before you love them.
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The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant, and let the air out of the tires.
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The only useful thing I ever learned in school was that if you spit on your eraser it erased ink.
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[On the ringing of her doorbell or telephone:] What fresh hell is this?
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That woman speaks eighteen languages, and can’t say ‘No’ in any of them.
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Writing well is the best revenge.
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I like best to have one book in my hand, and a stack of others on the floor beside me, so as to know the supply of poppy and mandragora will not run out before the small hours.
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Don’t look at me in that tone of voice.
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Creativity is a wild mind and a disciplined eye.
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They tire of quiet, that have known the storm
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Los Angeles: Seventy-two suburbs in search of a city.
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