A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
DOROTHY PARKERI was always sweet, at first. Oh, it’s so easy to be sweet to people before you love them.
More Dorothy Parker Quotes
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If you wear a short enough skirt, the party will come to you.
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That woman speaks eighteen languages, and can’t say ‘No’ in any of them.
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If you don’t have anything nice to say, come sit by me.
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Heterosexuality is not normal, it’s just common.
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If you want to know what God thinks about money, just look at the people He gives it to.
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Don’t feel bad when I die; I’ve been dead for a long time.
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Of Orson Welles: It’s like meeting God without dying.
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Friends come and go but I wouldn’t have thought you’d be one of them.
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I was always sweet, at first. Oh, it’s so easy to be sweet to people before you love them.
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Ducking for apples — change one letter and it’s the story of my life.
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Of Orson Welles: It’s like meeting God without dying.
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If you have any young friends who aspire to become writers, the second-greatest favor you can do them is to present them with copies of The Elements of Style. The first-greatest, of course, is to shoot them now, while they’re happy.
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Maybe it is only I, but conditions are such these days, that if you use studiously correct grammar, people suspect you of homosexual tendencies.
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But I don’t give up; I forget why not.
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I was always sweet, at first. Oh, it’s so easy to be sweet to people before you love them.
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