Drink and dance and laugh and lie, Love, the reeling midnight through, For tomorrow we shall die! (But, alas, we never do.)
DOROTHY PARKEROf Orson Welles: It’s like meeting God without dying.
More Dorothy Parker Quotes
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I don’t know much about being a millionaire, but I’ll bet I’d be darling at it.
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Friends come and go but I wouldn’t have thought you’d be one of them.
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The writer’s way is rough and lonely, and who would choose it while there are vacancies in more gracious professions, such as, say, cleaning out ferryboats?
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Money cannot buy health, but I’d settle for a diamond-studded wheelchair.
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If all the girls attending [the Yale prom] were laid end to end, I wouldn’t be at all surprised.
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All I say is, nobody has any business to go around looking like a horse and behaving as if it were all right. You don’t catch horses going around looking like people, do you?
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People ought to be one of two things, young or dead.
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Don’t feel bad when I die; I’ve been dead for a long time.
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Genius can write on the back of old envelopes but mere talent requires the finest stationery available.
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Bewildered is the fox who lives to find that grapes beyond reach can be really sour.
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Most good women are hidden treasures who are only safe because nobody looks for them.
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Los Angeles: Seventy-two suburbs in search of a city.
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Of Orson Welles: It’s like meeting God without dying.
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I’m not a writer with a drinking problem, I’m a drinker with a writing problem.
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There’s a hell of a distance between wisecracking and wit. Wit has truth in it; wisecracking is simply calisthenics with words.
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