I’d like to have money. And I’d like to be a good writer. These two can come together, and I hope they will, but if that’s too adorable, I’d rather have money.
DOROTHY PARKEROh, seek, my love, your newer way; I’ll not be left in sorrow. So long as I have yesterday, Go take your damned tomorrow!
More Dorothy Parker Quotes
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Should they whisper false of you, Never trouble to deny; Should the words they say be true, Weep and storm and say they lie.
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Genius can write on the back of old envelopes but mere talent requires the finest stationery available.
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A little bad taste is like a nice dash of paprika.
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And if my heart be scarred and burned, The safer, I, for all I learned.
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Don’t feel bad when I die; I’ve been dead for a long time.
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Constant use had not worn ragged the fabric of their friendship.
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Of Orson Welles: It’s like meeting God without dying.
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There’s a hell of a distance between wisecracking and wit. Wit has truth in it; wisecracking is simply calisthenics with words.
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Take me or leave me; or, as is the usual order of things, both.
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Don’t look at me in that tone of voice.
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Now I know the things I know, and I do the things I do; and if you do not like me so, to hell, my love, with you!
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That would be a good thing for them to cut on my tombstone: Wherever she went, including here, it was against her better judgment.
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The only “ism” Hollywood believes in is plagiarism.
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And I’ll stay off Verlaine too; he was always chasing Rimbauds.
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Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses.
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