A little bad taste is like a nice dash of paprika.
DOROTHY PARKERThere is entirely too much charm around, and something must be done to stop it.
More Dorothy Parker Quotes
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Maybe it is only I, but conditions are such these days, that if you use studiously correct grammar, people suspect you of homosexual tendencies.
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The only useful thing I ever learned in school was that if you spit on your eraser it erased ink.
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Said after she had been seriously ill: The doctors were very brave about it.
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Years are only garments, and you either wear them with style all your life, or else you go dowdy to the grave.
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Most good women are hidden treasures who are only safe because nobody looks for them.
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What ever beauty may be it has for its basis order and for its essence unity Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone.
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And I’ll stay off Verlaine too; he was always chasing Rimbauds.
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If I didn’t care for fun and such, I’d probably amount to much. But I shall stay the way I am, Because I do not give a damn.
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[On the ringing of her doorbell or telephone:] What fresh hell is this?
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I don’t mind anything that’s written about me, as long as it’s not true.
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Ducking for apples — change one letter and it’s the story of my life.
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Misfortune, and recited misfortune especially, can be prolonged to the point where it ceases to excite pity and arouses only irritation.
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Where unwilling dies the rose; buds the new another year.
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Creativity is a wild mind and a disciplined eye.
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A girl’s best friend is her mutter.
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