Writing well is the best revenge.
DOROTHY PARKERAnd if my heart be scarred and burned, The safer, I, for all I learned.
More Dorothy Parker Quotes
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The definition of eternity is two people and a ham.
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Don’t look at me in that tone of voice.
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Genius can write on the back of old envelopes but mere talent requires the finest stationery available.
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The best way to avoid a hangover is to stay drunk.
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Women and elephants never forget.
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If you don’t have anything nice to say, come sit by me.
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Three be the things I shall never attain: Envy, content, and sufficient champagne.
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There is entirely too much charm around, and something must be done to stop it.
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I require only three things of a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid.
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And if my heart be scarred and burned, The safer, I, for all I learned.
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His voice was as intimate as the rustle of sheets.
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I don’t mind anything that’s written about me, as long as it’s not true.
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A girl’s best friend is her mutter.
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Telegram to a friend who had just become a mother after a prolonged pregnancy: Good work, Mary. We all knew you had it in you.
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I was always sweet, at first. Oh, it’s so easy to be sweet to people before you love them.
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