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Dorothy Parker Quote - Writing is the art of applying the ass to the seat.

Writing is the art of applying the ass to the seat.

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And if my heart be scarred and burned, The safer, I, for all I learned.
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Take me or leave me; or, as is the usual order of things, both.
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Now, look, baby, ‘Union’ is spelled with 5 letters. It is not a four-letter word.
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A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
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A liberal is a man who leaves the room before the fight starts.
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