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Dorothy Parker Quote - Ducking for apples — change one letter and it’s the story of my life.

Ducking for apples — change one letter and it’s the story of my life.

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One Liner Revenge Writing
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The definition of eternity is two people and a ham.
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Should they whisper false of you, Never trouble to deny; Should the words they say be true, Weep and storm and say they lie.
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He is a writer for the ages, the ages of four to eight.
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Don’t feel bad when I die; I’ve been dead for a long time.
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Bad Death Feeling Myself Time
Now, look, baby, ‘Union’ is spelled with 5 letters. It is not a four-letter word.
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The definition of eternity is two people and a ham.
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Food Forever People
I like to have a martini/Two at the very most/After three I’m under the table/After four I’m under my host.
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Drink Food Funny Myself
The only useful thing I ever learned in school was that if you spit on your eraser it erased ink.
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Education Learning Yourself
The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant, and let the air out of the tires.
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Atmosphere Best Children Home
The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity.
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Boredom Curious Deep
That would be a good thing for them to cut on my tombstone: Wherever she went, including here, it was against her better judgment.
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Better Death Goodness Herself Judgement
The Monte Carlo casino refused to admit me until I was properly dressed so I went and found my stockings, and then came back and lost my shirt.
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Appearance Fashion Lost Myself
All I need is room enough to lay a hat and a few friends.
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Enough Friendship Need Room

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