The cleverest woman on earth is the biggest fool on earth with a man.
DOROTHY PARKERHeterosexuality is not normal, it’s just common.
More Dorothy Parker Quotes
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Money cannot buy health, but I’d settle for a diamond-studded wheelchair.
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The Monte Carlo casino refused to admit me until I was properly dressed so I went and found my stockings, and then came back and lost my shirt.
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I know this will come as a shock to you, Mr. Goldwyn, but in all history, which has held billions and billions of human beings, not a single one ever had a happy ending.
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[On being shown an apartment by a real estate agent:] Oh, dear, that’s much too big. All I need is room enough to lay a hat and a few friends.
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The writer’s way is rough and lonely, and who would choose it while there are vacancies in more gracious professions, such as, say, cleaning out ferryboats?
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Take me or leave me; or, as is the usual order of things, both.
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This is me apologizing. I am a fool, a bird-brain, a liar and a horse-thief. I wouldn’t touch a superlative again with an umbrella.
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Women and elephants never forget.
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He is a writer for the ages, the ages of four to eight.
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There is entirely too much charm around, and something must be done to stop it.
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Most good women are hidden treasures who are only safe because nobody looks for them.
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If you looked for things to make you feel hurt and wretched and unnecessary, you were certain to find them.
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The definition of eternity is two people and a ham.
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Where unwilling dies the rose; buds the new another year.
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Writing is the art of applying the ass to the seat.
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