Creativity is a wild mind and a disciplined eye.
DOROTHY PARKERHeterosexuality is not normal, it’s just common.
More Dorothy Parker Quotes
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Friends come and go but I wouldn’t have thought you’d be one of them.
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I hate almost all rich people, but I think I’d be darling at it.
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The definition of eternity is two people and a ham.
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If all the young ladies who attended the Yale promenade dance were laid end to end, no one would be the least surprised.
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I require only three things of a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid.
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You can lead a horticulture, but you can’t make her think.
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He is a writer for the ages, the ages of four to eight.
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Ridicule may be a shield, but it is not a weapon.
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That would be a good thing for them to cut on my tombstone: Wherever she went, including here, it was against her better judgment.
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This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force.
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Women and elephants never forget.
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By the time you swear you’re his, Shivering and sighing. And he vows his passion is, Infinite, undying. Lady make note of this — One of you is lying.
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If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
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Take me or leave me; or, as is the usual order of things, both.
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The only “ism” Hollywood believes in is plagiarism.
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