I got to thinking one day about all those women on the Titanic who passed up dessert at dinner that fateful night.
ERMA BOMBECK
I am not a glutton – I am an explorer of food.
More Erma Bombeck Quotes
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I got to thinking one day about all those women on the Titanic who passed up dessert at dinner that fateful night.
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Have you any idea how many children it takes to turn off one light in the kitchen Three. It takes one to say What light and two more to say I didn’t turn it on.
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Kids need love the most when they’re acting most unlovable.
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Cats invented self-esteem.
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When my kids become wild and unruly, I use a nice, safe playpen. When they’re finished, I climb out.
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Once you see the drivers in Indonesia you understand why religion plays such a part in their lives.
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Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the ‘Titanic’ who waved off the dessert cart.
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Success is outliving your failures.
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No one ever died from sleeping in an unmade bed.
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Some emotions don’t make a lot of noise. It’s hard to hear pride. Caring is real faint – like a heartbeat. And pure love – why, some days it’s so quiet, you don’t even know it’s there.
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Volunteers are the only human beings on the face of the earth who reflect this nation’s compassion, unselfish caring, patience, and just plain love for one another.
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There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt.
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Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving.
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He who laughs lasts.
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Grandparenthood is one of life’s rewards for surviving your own children.
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Encourage independence in your children by regularly losing them in the supermarket.
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