And I’ll stay off Verlaine too; he was always chasing Rimbauds.
DOROTHY PARKERI don’t mind anything that’s written about me, as long as it’s not true.
More Dorothy Parker Quotes
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A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
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The definition of eternity is two people and a ham.
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If you looked for things to make you feel hurt and wretched and unnecessary, you were certain to find them.
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I hate writing, I love having written.
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The only dependable law of life – everything is always worse than you thought it was going to be.
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I was always sweet, at first. Oh, it’s so easy to be sweet to people before you love them.
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You can lead a horticulture, but you can’t make her think.
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Of course I talk to myself. I like a good speaker, and I appreciate an intelligent audience.
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I was always sweet, at first. Oh, it’s so easy to be sweet to people before you love them.
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Where unwilling dies the rose; buds the new another year.
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If you want to know what God thinks about money, just look at the people He gives it to.
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Ducking for apples — change one letter and it’s the story of my life.
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And I’ll stay off Verlaine too; he was always chasing Rimbauds.
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I require only three things of a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid.
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Years are only garments, and you either wear them with style all your life, or else you go dowdy to the grave.
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