They sicken of the calm who know the storm.
DOROTHY PARKERI don’t mind anything that’s written about me, as long as it’s not true.
More Dorothy Parker Quotes
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I can’t write five words but that I change seven.
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I like to have a martini/Two at the very most/After three I’m under the table/After four I’m under my host.
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If all the young ladies who attended the Yale promenade dance were laid end to end, no one would be the least surprised.
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If you wear a short enough skirt, the party will come to you.
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Quick!! Act as if nothing has happened!
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Take me or leave me; or, as is the usual order of things, both.
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Los Angeles: Seventy-two suburbs in search of a city.
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Genius can write on the back of old envelopes but mere talent requires the finest stationery available.
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It turns out that, at social gatherings, as a source of entertainment, conviviality, and good fun, I rank somewhere between a sprig of parsley and a single ice-skate.
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What ever beauty may be it has for its basis order and for its essence unity Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone.
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Honesty means nothing until you are tested under circumstances where you are sure you could get away with dishonesty.
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If you don’t have anything nice to say, come sit by me.
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The writer’s way is rough and lonely, and who would choose it while there are vacancies in more gracious professions, such as, say, cleaning out ferryboats?
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You do what you can, and you do it because you should. But all you can do is all you can do.
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Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses.
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