People ought to be one of two things, young or dead.
DOROTHY PARKERThe cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity.
More Dorothy Parker Quotes
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Now, look, baby, ‘Union’ is spelled with 5 letters. It is not a four-letter word.
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This is me apologizing. I am a fool, a bird-brain, a liar and a horse-thief. I wouldn’t touch a superlative again with an umbrella.
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Writing is the art of applying the ass to the seat.
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I like best to have one book in my hand, and a stack of others on the floor beside me, so as to know the supply of poppy and mandragora will not run out before the small hours.
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That woman speaks eighteen languages, and can’t say ‘No’ in any of them.
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I like to have a martini/Two at the very most/After three I’m under the table/After four I’m under my host.
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All I say is, nobody has any business to go around looking like a horse and behaving as if it were all right. You don’t catch horses going around looking like people, do you?
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The only dependable law of life – everything is always worse than you thought it was going to be.
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I can’t write five words but that I change seven.
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[On the ringing of her doorbell or telephone:] What fresh hell is this?
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If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
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Heterosexuality is not normal, it’s just common.
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I hate almost all rich people, but I think I’d be darling at it.
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It turns out that, at social gatherings, as a source of entertainment, conviviality, and good fun, I rank somewhere between a sprig of parsley and a single ice-skate.
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Take me or leave me; or, as is the usual order of things, both.
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