[On the ringing of her doorbell or telephone:] What fresh hell is this?
DOROTHY PARKERShould they whisper false of you, Never trouble to deny; Should the words they say be true, Weep and storm and say they lie.
More Dorothy Parker Quotes
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Where unwilling dies the rose; buds the new another year.
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Of Orson Welles: It’s like meeting God without dying.
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This is me apologizing. I am a fool, a bird-brain, a liar and a horse-thief. I wouldn’t touch a superlative again with an umbrella.
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Those who have mastered etiquette, who are entirely, impeccably right, would seem to arrive at a point of exquisite dullness.
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Don’t feel bad when I die; I’ve been dead for a long time.
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Don’t look at me in that tone of voice.
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Of Orson Welles: It’s like meeting God without dying.
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I can’t write five words but that I change seven.
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Now, look, baby, ‘Union’ is spelled with 5 letters. It is not a four-letter word.
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Heterosexuality is not normal, it’s just common.
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I require only three things of a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid.
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I don’t know much about being a millionaire, but I’ll bet I’d be darling at it.
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It was written without fear and without research.
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A girl’s best friend is her mutter.
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I’m not a writer with a drinking problem, I’m a drinker with a writing problem.
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