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Erma Bombeck82 quotes“When you look like your passport photo, it’s time to go home.”
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I remember thinking how often we look, but never see … we listen, but never hear … we exist, but never feel. We take our relationships for granted. A house is only a place. It has no life of its own. It needs human voices, activity and laughter to come alive.
Erma BombeckErma Bombeck Have you any idea how many children it takes to turn off one light in the kitchen Three. It takes one to say What light and two more to say I didn’t turn it on.
Erma BombeckErma Bombeck Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
Erma BombeckErma Bombeck Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the ‘Titanic’ who waved off the dessert cart.
Erma BombeckErma Bombeck Don’t confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other.
Erma BombeckErma Bombeck One thing they never tell you about child raising is that for the rest of your life, at the drop of a hat, you are expected to know your child’s name and how old he or she is.
Erma BombeckErma Bombeck Onion rings in the car cushions do not improve with time.
Erma BombeckErma Bombeck How come anything you buy will go on sale next week?
Erma BombeckErma Bombeck Some emotions don’t make a lot of noise. It’s hard to hear pride. Caring is real faint – like a heartbeat. And pure love – why, some days it’s so quiet, you don’t even know it’s there.
Erma BombeckErma Bombeck Good kids are like sunsets. We take them for granted. Every evening they disappear. Most parents never imagine how hard they try to please us, and how miserable they feel when they think they have failed.
Erma BombeckErma Bombeck My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.
Erma BombeckErma Bombeck Cleanliness is not next to godliness. It isn’t even in the same neighborhood. No one has ever gotten a religious experience out of removing burned-on cheese from the grill of the toaster oven.
Erma BombeckErma Bombeck When the going gets tough, the tough make cookies.
Erma BombeckErma Bombeck I read one psychologist’s theory that said, “Never strike a child in your anger.” When could I strike him? When he is kissing me on my birthday? When he’s recuperating from measles? Do I slap the Bible out of his hand on Sunday?
Erma BombeckErma Bombeck Children make your life important.
Erma BombeckErma Bombeck When humor goes, there goes civilization.
Erma BombeckErma Bombeck
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H. Jackson Brown Jr.H. Jackson Brown Jr. I cannot recite Hanuman chalisa at home and wear a skull cap outside just to attract votes. It is my responsibility that, without losing my identity, I must ensure a peaceful environment for people of all faiths so that they can follow their beliefs.
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Valentino RossiValentino Rossi My bat does the talking when I am on the field, off it, I let my style do it!
Rohit SharmaRohit Sharma You ready? I have gold teeth, I have braids, I’m wearing Rick Owens moon boots, I have rips in my denim, a biker vest, I love artsy girls, my favourite artists are Jimi Hendrix and John Lennon. I’m obsessed with being different.
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