It takes a lot of courage to show your dreams to someone else.
ERMA BOMBECKIt takes a lot of courage to show your dreams to someone else.
ERMA BOMBECKOne thing they never tell you about child raising is that for the rest of your life, at the drop of a hat, you are expected to know your child’s name and how old he or she is.
ERMA BOMBECKMy theory on housework is, if the item doesn’t multiply, smell, catch fire, or block the refrigerator door, let it be. No one else cares. Why should you?
ERMA BOMBECKSometimes I can’t figure designers out. It’s as if they flunked human anatomy.
ERMA BOMBECKThe grass is always greener over the septic tank.
ERMA BOMBECKHousework can kill you if done right.
ERMA BOMBECKI just clipped 2 articles from a current magazine. One is a diet guaranteed to drop 5 pounds off my body in a weekend. The other is a recipe for a 6 minute pecan pie.
ERMA BOMBECKFor years, my husband and I have advocated separate vacations. But the kids keep finding us.
ERMA BOMBECKI worry about scientists discovering that lettuce has been fattening all along.
ERMA BOMBECKNo one ever died from sleeping in an unmade bed.
ERMA BOMBECKFriends are “annuals” that need seasonal nurturing to bear blossoms. Family is a “perennial” that comes up year after year, enduring the droughts of absence and neglect. There’s a place in the garden for both of them.
ERMA BOMBECKOnce you see the drivers in Indonesia you understand why religion plays such a part in their lives.
ERMA BOMBECKI remember thinking how often we look, but never see … we listen, but never hear … we exist, but never feel. We take our relationships for granted. A house is only a place. It has no life of its own. It needs human voices, activity and laughter to come alive.
ERMA BOMBECKCats invented self-esteem.
ERMA BOMBECKAll of us have moments in our lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house with a white carpet is one of them.
ERMA BOMBECKSuccess is outliving your failures.
ERMA BOMBECK