People do not expect to find chastity in a whorehouse. Why, then, do they expect to find honesty and humanity in government, a congeries of institutions whose modus operandi consists of lying, cheating, stealing, and if need be, murdering those who resist?
H. L. MENCKENFree speech is too dangerous to a democracy to be permitted.
More H. L. Mencken Quotes
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There’s really no point to voting. If it made any difference, it would probably be illegal.
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Free speech is too dangerous to a democracy to be permitted.
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Morality is doing what is right, no matter what you are told. Religion is doing what you are told, no matter what is right.
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The chief difference between free capitalism and State socialism seems to be this: that under the former a man pursues his own advantage openly, frankly and honestly, whereas under the latter he does so hypocritically and under false pretenses.
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Puritanism. The haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy.
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A sense of humor always withers in the presence of the messianic delusion, like justice and the truth in front of patriotic passion.
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Journalism is to politician as dog is to lamp-post.
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The trouble with fighting for human freedom is that one spends most of one’s time defending scoundrels. For it is against scoundrels that oppressive laws are first aimed, and oppression must be stopped at the beginning if it is to be stopped at all.
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The only thing wrong with Abraham Lincoln’s Gettysburg Address was that it was the South, not the North, that was fighting for a government of the people, by the people and for the people.
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What men value in this world is not rights but privileges.
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Sometimes the idiots outvote the sensible people.
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The demagogue is one who preaches doctrines he knows to be untrue to men he knows to be idiots.
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The ideal way to get rid of any infectious disease would be to shoot instantly every person who comes down with it.
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On one issue, at least, men and women agree. They both distrust women.
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When fanatics are on top there is no limit to oppression.
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