A church is a place in which gentlemen who have never been to Heaven brag about it to persons who will never get there.
H. L. MENCKENFree speech is too dangerous to a democracy to be permitted.
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All government, in its essence, is a conspiracy against the superior man: its one permanent object is to oppress him and cripple him.
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Journalism is to politician as dog is to lamp-post.
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The trouble with fighting for human freedom is that one spends most of one’s time defending scoundrels. For it is against scoundrels that oppressive laws are first aimed, and oppression must be stopped at the beginning if it is to be stopped at all.
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It is the classic fallacy of our time that a moron run through a university and decorated with a Ph.D. will thereby cease to be a moron.
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Free speech is too dangerous to a democracy to be permitted.
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The common argument that crime is caused by poverty is a kind of slander on the poor.
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The urge to save humanity is almost always a false front for the urge to rule.
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The only thing wrong with Abraham Lincoln’s Gettysburg Address was that it was the South, not the North, that was fighting for a government of the people, by the people and for the people.
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There are two impossibilities in life: “just one drink” and “an honest politician.”
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It is inaccurate to say that I hate everything. I am strongly in favor of common sense, common honesty, and common decency. This makes me forever ineligible for public office.
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Most people want security in this world, not liberty.
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After all is said and done, a hell lot of a lot more is said than done.
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Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.
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For every problem, there is a solution that is simple, neat, and wrong.
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No professional politician is ever actually in favor of public economy. It is his implacable enemy, and he knows it. All professional politicians are dedicated wholeheartedly to waste and corruption. They are the enemies of every decent man.
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