I don’t blame the players today for the money. I blame the owners. They started it. They wanna give it to ’em? More power to ’em.

If you’re going to cheat, it’s better if you don’t get caught.
YOGI BERRA

Baseball Cheat
You don’t have to swing hard to hit a home run. If you got the timing, it’ll go.
YOGI BERRA

Hard Hit Home Time
I usually take a two-hour nap from one to four.
YOGI BERRA

Nap Sleep
Even Napoleon had his Watergate.
YOGI BERRA

Humor
Always go to other people’s funerals, otherwise they won’t come to yours.
YOGI BERRA

Death Funeral People
Little things are big.
YOGI BERRA

Big Minimalism One Liner
If you don’t know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.
YOGI BERRA

Lost Travel Wind
In baseball, you don’t know nothing.
YOGI BERRA

Baseball Game Sports
Never answer an anonymous letter.
YOGI BERRA

Letter One Liner
If I didn’t wake up I’d still be sleeping.
YOGI BERRA

Sleep Wake Up
Why buy good luggage? You only use it when you travel.
YOGI BERRA

Luggage Travel
All pitchers are liars or crybabies.
YOGI BERRA

Baseball Liar
You’ve got to be very careful if you don’t know where you are going, because you might not get there.
YOGI BERRA

Beware Careful Lost
The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase.
YOGI BERRA

Tour Towel
You stand up for your teammates. Your loyalty is to them. You protect them through good and bad, because they’d do the same for you.
YOGI BERRA

Baseball Loyalty Protection Team
If my father was alive to hear that, he’d turn over in his grave.
YOGI BERRA

Alive Father Grave Hear

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