50% of all married people are women.
YOGI BERRAThe towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase.
More Yogi Berra Quotes
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He can run anytime he wants. I’m giving him the red light.
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How can you think and hit at the same time?
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It ain’t over till it’s over
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All pitchers are liars or crybabies.
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I don’t like seeing myself on television. I don’t like it.
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If people don’t want to come out to the ball park, nobody’s gonna stop ’em.
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I never said most of the things I said. Then again, I might have said ’em, but you never know.
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A nickel ain’t worth a dime anymore.
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If the world were perfect, it wouldn’t be.
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I guess the first thing I should do is thank everybody who made this day necessary.
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Whatever you do, you should do it with feeling.
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The game is supposed to be fun. If you had a bad day, don’t worry. You can’t expect to get a hit every game.
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Half the lies they tell about me aren’t true.
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Anyone who understands Jazz knows that you can’t understand it. It’s too complicated. That’s what’s so simple about it.
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Losing is a learning experience. It teaches you humility. It teaches you to work harder. It’s also a powerful motivator.
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