Anyone who understands Jazz knows that you can’t understand it. It’s too complicated. That’s what’s so simple about it.
YOGI BERRAIf I didn’t wake up I’d still be sleeping.
More Yogi Berra Quotes
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I usually take a two-hour nap from one to four.
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I’m not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did.
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You can have everything you want as long as you don’t want it badly enough.
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I’m lucky. Usually you’re dead to get your own museum, but I’m still alive to see mine.
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You have to give 100 percent in the first half of the game. If that isn’t enough, in the second half, you have to give what’s left.
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A home opener is always exciting, no matter if it’s home or on the road.
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Laughter is the shock absorber that eases the blows of life.
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There are some people who, if they don’t already know, you can’t tell ’em.
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How can a you hit and think at the same time?
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He can run anytime he wants. I’m giving him the red light.
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A nickel ain’t worth a dime anymore.
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What difference does the uniform make? You don’t hit with it.
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The only color I don’t have is navy brown.
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You don’t have to swing hard to hit a home run. If you got the timing, it’ll go.
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Even Napoleon had his Watergate.
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