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If I didn’t wake up I’d still be sleeping.

Yogi Berra

Anyone who understands Jazz knows that you can’t understand it. It’s too complicated. That’s what’s so simple about it.
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Complicated Jazz Music Understand
I usually take a two-hour nap from one to four.
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Nap Sleep
I’m not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did.
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Buy Children School Walk
You can have everything you want as long as you don’t want it badly enough.
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Hustle Motivational Work Hard
I’m lucky. Usually you’re dead to get your own museum, but I’m still alive to see mine.
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Alive Dead Lucky Museum See
You have to give 100 percent in the first half of the game. If that isn’t enough, in the second half, you have to give what’s left.
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Baseball Game Sports
A home opener is always exciting, no matter if it’s home or on the road.
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Excitement Family Home Road
Laughter is the shock absorber that eases the blows of life.
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Laughter Life Shock
There are some people who, if they don’t already know, you can’t tell ’em.
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People
How can a you hit and think at the same time?
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Baseball Hit Thinking
He can run anytime he wants. I’m giving him the red light.
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Baseball Run
A nickel ain’t worth a dime anymore.
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One Liner Worth
What difference does the uniform make? You don’t hit with it.
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Baseball Hit Uniform
The only color I don’t have is navy brown.
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Brown Color
You don’t have to swing hard to hit a home run. If you got the timing, it’ll go.
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Hard Hit Home Time
Even Napoleon had his Watergate.
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Humor

If I didn’t wake up I’d still be sleeping.

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