If you’re going to cheat, it’s better if you don’t get caught.
YOGI BERRALaughter is the shock absorber that eases the blows of life.
More Yogi Berra Quotes
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It ain’t the heat, it’s the humility.
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Baseball is ninety percent mental and the other half is physical.
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Forecasting is very difficult, especially when it involves the future.
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Even Napoleon had his Watergate.
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Laughter is the shock absorber that eases the blows of life.
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I think Little League is wonderful. It keeps the kids out of the house.
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You can get old pretty young if you don’t take care of yourself.
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We made too many wrong mistakes.
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I can’t concentrate when I’m thinking.
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You can observe a lot by just watching.
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Records and achievements are made to be broken.
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It was impossible to get a conversation going, everybody was talking too much.
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I never said most of the things I said. Then again, I might have said ’em, but you never know.
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Pitching always beats batting – and vice-versa.
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Little League baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents off the streets.
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