There are some people who, if they don’t already know, you can’t tell ’em.
YOGI BERRALaughter is the shock absorber that eases the blows of life.
More Yogi Berra Quotes
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The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase.
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If you don’t know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.
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I don’t blame the players today for the money. I blame the owners. They started it. They wanna give it to ’em? More power to ’em.
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Little things are big.
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You have to give 100 percent in the first half of the game. If that isn’t enough, in the second half, you have to give what’s left.
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You’ve got to be very careful if you don’t know where you are going, because you might not get there.
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When you come to a fork in the road, take it.
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In baseball, you don’t know nothing.
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A nickel ain’t worth a dime anymore.
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I’m not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did.
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If you ask me anything I don’t know, I’m not going to answer.
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You can get old pretty young if you don’t take care of yourself.
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It’s tough to make predictions, especially about the future.
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I’m glad I was in the Navy.
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Texas has a lot of electrical votes.
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