80 percent of the balls that don’t reach the hole, don’t go in.
YOGI BERRALaughter is the shock absorber that eases the blows of life.
More Yogi Berra Quotes
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Nobody can be all smiley all the time, but having a good positive attitude isn’t something to shrug off.
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How can you think and hit at the same time?
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50% of all married people are women.
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You stand up for your teammates. Your loyalty is to them. You protect them through good and bad, because they’d do the same for you.
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I didn’t know much about golf growing up.
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Well, I used to look like this when I was young and now I still do.
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I don’t blame the players today for the money. I blame the owners. They started it. They wanna give it to ’em? More power to ’em.
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Anyone who is popular is bound to be disliked.
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Laughter is the shock absorber that eases the blows of life.
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The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase.
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Little League baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents off the streets.
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If you’re going to cheat, it’s better if you don’t get caught.
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Always go to other people’s funerals, otherwise they won’t come to yours.
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Half the lies they tell about me aren’t true.
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Every entrepreneur deals with fears of failure. However, the truly successful know how to face these fears and keep on working.
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