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50% of all married people are women.

Yogi Berra

I can’t concentrate when I’m thinking.
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Concentration Thinking
I never said most of the things I said. Then again, I might have said ’em, but you never know.
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Confusion Sarcastic
Why buy good luggage? You only use it when you travel.
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Luggage Travel
We made too many wrong mistakes.
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Mistake One Liner Wrong
You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I’m not hungry enough to eat six.
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Eat Food Funny Hungry Pizza Sarcastic
The other teams could make trouble for us if they win.
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Baseball Team Trouble Win
50% of all married people are women.
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Funny Marriage One Liner People Women
All pitchers are liars or crybabies.
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Baseball Liar
A nickel ain’t worth a dime anymore.
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Funny Worth
Half the lies they tell about me aren’t true.
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Lie Truth
It was impossible to get a conversation going, everybody was talking too much.
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Conservation Human Nature Impossible Talk
Nobody can be all smiley all the time, but having a good positive attitude isn’t something to shrug off.
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Attitude Positive Smile
I usually take a two-hour nap from one to four.
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Nap Sleep
You can’t win all the time. There are guys out there who are better than you.
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Baseball Sports Time Win
I’m lucky. Usually you’re dead to get your own museum, but I’m still alive to see mine.
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Alive Dead Lucky Museum See
There are some people who, if they don’t already know, you can’t tell ’em.
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People

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