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50% of all married people are women.

Yogi Berra

You’ve got to be very careful if you don’t know where you are going, because you might not get there.
YOGI BERRA

Beware Careful Lost
I knew I was going to take the wrong train, so I left early.
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Baseball Inspirational Train
Well, I used to look like this when I was young and now I still do.
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Funny Young
I’m lucky. Usually you’re dead to get your own museum, but I’m still alive to see mine.
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Alive Dead Lucky Museum See
When you come to a fork in the road, take it.
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Come Experience One Liner Philosophy Road
I’m in no condition to drive, wait! I shouldn’t listen to myself, I’m drunk!
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Alcohol Condition Drive Drunk
I think Little League is wonderful. It keeps the kids out of the house.
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Baseball House Kids League Wonderful
If you ask me anything I don’t know, I’m not going to answer.
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Answer Atitude
You can’t win all the time. There are guys out there who are better than you.
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Baseball Sports Time Win
The only color I don’t have is navy brown.
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Brown Color
In baseball, you don’t know nothing.
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Baseball Game Sports
Little League baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents off the streets.
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Baseball League Parents Street
Doing the little things can make a big difference.
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Difference Inspirational Minimalism
Buy a stock, if it goes up, sell it, if it goes down, don’t buy it.
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Buy Stock Market
Pitching always beats batting – and vice-versa.
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Baseball Beat Pitch
Always go to other people’s funerals, otherwise they won’t come to yours.
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Death Funeral People

50% of all married people are women.

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