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50% of all married people are women.

Yogi Berra

You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I’m not hungry enough to eat six.
YOGI BERRA

Eat Food Funny Hungry Pizza Sarcastic
How can a you hit and think at the same time?
YOGI BERRA

Baseball Hit Thinking
Half the lies they tell about me aren’t true.
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Lie Truth
All pitchers are liars or crybabies.
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Baseball Liar
If you can’t imitate him, don’t copy him.
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Copy Imitate One Liner
You can get old pretty young if you don’t take care of yourself.
YOGI BERRA

Inspirational Old Self Love Take Care Yourself
Laughter is the shock absorber that eases the blows of life.
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Laughter Life Shock
The only color I don’t have is navy brown.
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Brown Color
I tell the kids, somebody’s gotta win, somebody’s gotta lose. Just don’t fight about it. Just try to get better.
YOGI BERRA

Baseball Failure Fight Lose Motivational Success Try Win
Ok you guys, pair up in threes!
YOGI BERRA

Baseball Guy
Anyone who understands Jazz knows that you can’t understand it. It’s too complicated. That’s what’s so simple about it.
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Complicated Jazz Music Understand
If you don’t know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.
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Lost Travel Wind
A nickel ain’t worth a dime anymore.
YOGI BERRA

One Liner Worth
I’m lucky. Usually you’re dead to get your own museum, but I’m still alive to see mine.
YOGI BERRA

Alive Dead Lucky Museum See
Laughter is the shock absorber that eases the blows of life.
YOGI BERRA

Laughter Life Shock
The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase.
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Tour Towel

50% of all married people are women.

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