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That’s too coincidental to be a coincidence.

Yogi Berra

I’m in no condition to drive, wait! I shouldn’t listen to myself, I’m drunk!
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Alcohol Condition Drive Drunk
It was impossible to get a conversation going, everybody was talking too much.
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Conservation Human Nature Impossible Talk
We were over-whelming underdogs.
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One Liner Overwhelmed
What difference does the uniform make? You don’t hit with it.
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Baseball Hit Uniform
The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase.
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Tour Towel
The game is supposed to be fun. If you had a bad day, don’t worry. You can’t expect to get a hit every game.
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Baseball Expectation Fun Game Hit Worry
The only color I don’t have is navy brown.
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Brown Color
When you come to a fork in the road, take it.
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Come Experience One Liner Philosophy Road
We’re lost, but we’re making good time.
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Baseball Humor Lost Time
Laughter is the shock absorber that eases the blows of life.
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Laughter Life Shock
It’s tough to make predictions, especially about the future.
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Especially Future Prediction Tough
How can you think and hit at the same time?
YOGI BERRA

Baseball
The hardest thing is to get started, but the really hardest thing is to finish.
YOGI BERRA

Baseball Finish Motivational Start
Half the lies they tell about me aren’t true.
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Lie Truth
That’s too coincidental to be a coincidence.
YOGI BERRA

Coincidence One Liner
I never blame myself when I’m not hitting. I just blame the bat and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn’t my fault that I’m not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?
YOGI BERRA

Baseball Blame Hit Mad

That’s too coincidental to be a coincidence.

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