Laughter is the shock absorber that eases the blows of life.
YOGI BERRAThat’s too coincidental to be a coincidence.
More Yogi Berra Quotes
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I’m in no condition to drive, wait! I shouldn’t listen to myself, I’m drunk!
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You can’t win all the time. There are guys out there who are better than you.
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I tell the kids, somebody’s gotta win, somebody’s gotta lose. Just don’t fight about it. Just try to get better.
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A home opener is always exciting, no matter if it’s home or on the road.
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It ain’t the heat, it’s the humility.
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I never said most of the things I said. Then again, I might have said ’em, but you never know.
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Life is a learning experience, only if you learn.
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Whatever you do, you should do it with feeling.
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Congratulations. I knew the record would stand until it was broken.
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50% of all married people are women.
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If people don’t want to come out to the ball park, nobody’s gonna stop ’em.
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Never answer an anonymous letter.
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Nobody goes to that restaurant anymore because it’s too crowded.
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Keep trying. Stay humble, Trust your instincts.
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The other teams could make trouble for us if they win.
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