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All pitchers are liars or crybabies.

Yogi Berra

He can run anytime he wants. I’m giving him the red light.
YOGI BERRA

Baseball Run
Forecasting is very difficult, especially when it involves the future.
YOGI BERRA

Forecast Future Involvement
How can you think and hit at the same time?
YOGI BERRA

Baseball
I’m in no condition to drive, wait! I shouldn’t listen to myself, I’m drunk!
YOGI BERRA

Alcohol Condition Drive Drunk
Texas has a lot of electrical votes.
YOGI BERRA

Vote
Buy a stock, if it goes up, sell it, if it goes down, don’t buy it.
YOGI BERRA

Buy Stock Market
I think Little League is wonderful. It keeps the kids out of the house.
YOGI BERRA

Baseball House Kids League Wonderful
If you can’t imitate him, don’t copy him.
YOGI BERRA

Copy Imitate One Liner
You stand up for your teammates. Your loyalty is to them. You protect them through good and bad, because they’d do the same for you.
YOGI BERRA

Baseball Loyalty Protection Team
You’ve got to be very careful if you don’t know where you are going, because you might not get there.
YOGI BERRA

Beware Careful Lost
You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I’m not hungry enough to eat six.
YOGI BERRA

Eat Food Funny Hungry Pizza Sarcastic
I don’t blame the players today for the money. I blame the owners. They started it. They wanna give it to ’em? More power to ’em.
YOGI BERRA

Baseball Blame Money Player Power
I never blame myself when I’m not hitting. I just blame the bat and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn’t my fault that I’m not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?
YOGI BERRA

Baseball Blame Hit Mad
A nickel ain’t worth a dime anymore.
YOGI BERRA

Funny Worth
What difference does the uniform make? You don’t hit with it.
YOGI BERRA

Baseball Hit Uniform
Doing the little things can make a big difference.
YOGI BERRA

Difference Inspirational Minimalism

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