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Yogi Berra

I never blame myself when I’m not hitting. I just blame the bat and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn’t my fault that I’m not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?
YOGI BERRA

Baseball Blame Hit Mad
It was impossible to get a conversation going, everybody was talking too much.
YOGI BERRA

Conservation Human Nature Impossible Talk
I guess I’ve got a smart wife.
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Smart Wife
I’m not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did.
YOGI BERRA

Buy Children School Walk
You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I’m not hungry enough to eat six.
YOGI BERRA

Eat Food Funny Hungry Pizza Sarcastic
I wish I had an answer to that because I’m tired of answering that question.
YOGI BERRA

Answer Question Tired
In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is.
YOGI BERRA

Difference Practice Theory
Buy a stock, if it goes up, sell it, if it goes down, don’t buy it.
YOGI BERRA

Buy Stock Market
If my father was alive to hear that, he’d turn over in his grave.
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Alive Father Grave Hear
If you’re going to cheat, it’s better if you don’t get caught.
YOGI BERRA

Baseball Cheat
Life is a learning experience, only if you learn.
YOGI BERRA

Experience Inspirational Learning Life One Liner
Nobody can be all smiley all the time, but having a good positive attitude isn’t something to shrug off.
YOGI BERRA

Attitude Positive Smile
Losing is a learning experience. It teaches you humility. It teaches you to work harder. It’s also a powerful motivator.
YOGI BERRA

Baseball Experience Failure Learning Lose Motivational Powerful Teaching Work Hard
The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase.
YOGI BERRA

Tour Towel
We were over-whelming underdogs.
YOGI BERRA

One Liner Overwhelmed
Ok you guys, pair up in threes!
YOGI BERRA

Baseball Guy

Congratulations. I knew the record would stand until it was broken.

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