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Yogi Berra

Buy a stock, if it goes up, sell it, if it goes down, don’t buy it.
YOGI BERRA

Buy Stock Market
So I’m ugly. So what? I never saw anyone hit with his face.
YOGI BERRA

Baseball Face Hit Ugly
How can you think and hit at the same time?
YOGI BERRA

Baseball
You can get old pretty young if you don’t take care of yourself.
YOGI BERRA

Inspirational Old Self Love Take Care Yourself
I wish I had an answer to that because I’m tired of answering that question.
YOGI BERRA

Answer Question Tired
You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I’m not hungry enough to eat six.
YOGI BERRA

Eat Food Funny Hungry Pizza Sarcastic
I never blame myself when I’m not hitting. I just blame the bat and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn’t my fault that I’m not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?
YOGI BERRA

Baseball Blame Hit Mad
You don’t have to swing hard to hit a home run. If you got the timing, it’ll go.
YOGI BERRA

Hard Hit Home Time
If you’re going to cheat, it’s better if you don’t get caught.
YOGI BERRA

Baseball Cheat
Nobody goes to that restaurant anymore because it’s too crowded.
YOGI BERRA

Crowd Restaurant
I usually take a two-hour nap from one to four.
YOGI BERRA

Nap Sleep
It was impossible to get a conversation going, everybody was talking too much.
YOGI BERRA

Conservation Human Nature Impossible Talk
When you come to a fork in the road, take it.
YOGI BERRA

Come Experience One Liner Philosophy Road
Never answer an anonymous letter.
YOGI BERRA

Letter One Liner
If you get a guy that can play a couple positions, it helps you out a real lot.
YOGI BERRA

Baseball Play
How can a you hit and think at the same time?
YOGI BERRA

Baseball Hit Thinking

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