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80 percent of the balls that don’t reach the hole, don’t go in.

Yogi Berra

Nobody can be all smiley all the time, but having a good positive attitude isn’t something to shrug off.
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Attitude Positive Smile
When you come to a fork in the road, take it.
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Come Experience One Liner Philosophy Road
Ok you guys, pair up in threes!
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Baseball Guy
A home opener is always exciting, no matter if it’s home or on the road.
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Excitement Family Home Road
I wish I had an answer to that because I’m tired of answering that question.
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Answer Question Tired
Never answer an anonymous letter.
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Letter One Liner
Even Napoleon had his Watergate.
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Humor
What difference does the uniform make? You don’t hit with it.
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Baseball Hit Uniform
In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is.
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Difference Practice Theory
I guess I’ve got a smart wife.
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Smart Wife
Anyone who understands Jazz knows that you can’t understand it. It’s too complicated. That’s what’s so simple about it.
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Complicated Jazz Music Understand
Why buy good luggage? You only use it when you travel.
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Luggage Travel
Always go to other people’s funerals, otherwise they won’t come to yours.
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Death Funeral People
So I’m ugly. So what? I never saw anyone hit with his face.
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Baseball Face Hit Ugly
In baseball, you don’t know nothing.
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Baseball Game Sports
I never said most of the things I said. Then again, I might have said ’em, but you never know.
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Confusion Sarcastic

80 percent of the balls that don’t reach the hole, don’t go in.

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