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I’m glad I was in the Navy.

Yogi Berra

50% of all married people are women.
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Funny Marriage One Liner People Women
I guess I’ve got a smart wife.
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Smart Wife
How can a you hit and think at the same time?
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Baseball Hit Thinking
What difference does the uniform make? You don’t hit with it.
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Baseball Hit Uniform
In baseball, you don’t know nothing.
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Baseball Game Sports
You don’t have to swing hard to hit a home run. If you got the timing, it’ll go.
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Hard Hit Home Time
Laughter is the shock absorber that eases the blows of life.
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Laughter Life Shock
If I didn’t wake up I’d still be sleeping.
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Sleep Wake Up
I’m lucky. Usually you’re dead to get your own museum, but I’m still alive to see mine.
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Alive Dead Lucky Museum See
Well, I used to look like this when I was young and now I still do.
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Funny Young
I never blame myself when I’m not hitting. I just blame the bat and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn’t my fault that I’m not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?
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Baseball Blame Hit Mad
Every entrepreneur deals with fears of failure. However, the truly successful know how to face these fears and keep on working.
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Entrepreneur Face Failure Fear Success Work
I never said most of the things I said. Then again, I might have said ’em, but you never know.
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Confusion Sarcastic
I guess the first thing I should do is thank everybody who made this day necessary.
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Guess Necessary Thank You
In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is.
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Difference Practice Theory
A nickel ain’t worth a dime anymore.
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Funny Worth

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