The average person spends two weeks over their lifetime waiting for the traffic light to change.
TOM WAITSAll that you’ve loved is all you own.
More Tom Waits Quotes
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I’m always looking for sounds that are pleasing at the time. The sound of a helicopter is really annoying until you’re drowning, and it’s there to rescue you. Then it sounds like music.
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Oh, I’m not a percussionist, I just like to hit things.
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Most of the people I admire, they usually smell funny and don’t get out much. It’s true. Most of them are either dead or not feeling well.
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A mental midget with the IQ of a fence post.
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I started out with nothing and I still got most of it left.
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Most people don’t care if you’re telling them the truth or if you’re telling them a lie, as long as they’re entertained by it.
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Break windows, smoke cigars, and stay up late. Tell ’em to do that, they’ll find a little pot of gold.
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Don’t look back, because someone might be gaining on you.
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The devil knows the Bible like the back of his hand.
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I’m not fighting for justice. I am not fighting for freedom. I am fighting for my life and another day in the world here.
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You can drive out nature with a pitch fork But it always comes roaring back again.
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There’s nothing that makes me laugh more than being in the situation where you’re not supposed to laugh. Funerals. People crying. Breaking down. Telling you their life. I’m the worst. I’m the worst at that.
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There’s a beauty of show business. It’s the only business you can have a career in when you’re dead.
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You got to tell me the brave captain Why are the wicked so strong? How do the angels get to sleep When the devil leaves the porch light on?
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I like turning on two radios at once. I like hearing things wrong. I get a lot of ideas by mishearing things.
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