The average person spends two weeks over their lifetime waiting for the traffic light to change.
TOM WAITSCome down off the cross, we could use the wood.
More Tom Waits Quotes
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I don’t have a drinking problem ‘Cept when I can’t get a drink.
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Their memory’s like a train: you can see it getting smaller as it pulls away And the things you can’t remember Tell the things you can’t forget that History puts a saint in every dream.
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The beginning of it starts at the end.
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People get frightened that success is going to take them out of life. They’re no longer going to be on the corner of Bedlam and Squalor; life will only be something you can get through the mail.
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Break windows, smoke cigars, and stay up late. Tell ’em to do that, they’ll find a little pot of gold.
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You can drive out nature with a pitch fork But it always comes roaring back again.
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Arithmetic arithmetock Turn the hands back on the clock How does the ocean rock the boat? How did the razor find my throat? The only strings that hold me here Are tangled up around the pier.
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A mental midget with the IQ of a fence post.
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Well, it’s either kiss me or kill me, that’s how I see it.
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Don’t look back, because someone might be gaining on you.
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Did the devil make the world while God was sleeping?
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Never trust a man in a blue trench coat, never drive a car when you’re dead.
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You got to tell me the brave captain Why are the wicked so strong? How do the angels get to sleep When the devil leaves the porch light on?
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I guess I’ve always lived upside down when I want things I can’t have.
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I don’t like the stigma that comes with being called a poet. So I call what I’m doing an improvisational adventure or an inebriational travelogue.
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I like turning on two radios at once. I like hearing things wrong. I get a lot of ideas by mishearing things.
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I can’t listen to so much music at the same time. I think you really have to have a diet. You’re just processing too much, there’s no place to put it. If you go a long time without hearing music, then you hear music that nobody else hears.
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Slept all night in the cedar grove, I was born to ramble, born to rove, some men are searchin’ for the holy grail, but there ain’t nothin’ sweeter than ridin’ the rails.
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I like my music with the rinds and the seeds and pulp left in.
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You’ve gotta have somebody to trust, that knows a lot.
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The earth is not my home, I’m just passing by.
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I always liked the idea that America is a big facade. We are all insects crawling across on the shiny hood of a Cadillac. We’re all looking at the wrapping. But we won’t tear the wrapping to see what lies beneath.
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It’s very hard to stop doing things you’re used to doing. You almost have to dismantle yourself and scatter it all around and then put a blindfold on and put it back together so that you avoid old habits.
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The folks who know the truth aren’t talking. The ones who don’t have a clue, you can’t shut them up!
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I like Thelonious Monk, he’s so gnarled, he’s like a piece of machinery that’s pulled up the bolts on the floor and gone off on its own.
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There’s a beauty of show business. It’s the only business you can have a career in when you’re dead.
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