Did the devil make the world while God was sleeping?
TOM WAITSThe earth is not my home, I’m just passing by.
More Tom Waits Quotes
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Arithmetic arithmetock Turn the hands back on the clock How does the ocean rock the boat? How did the razor find my throat? The only strings that hold me here Are tangled up around the pier.
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Not the kind of wheel you fall asleep at.
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I don’t like the stigma that comes with being called a poet. So I call what I’m doing an improvisational adventure or an inebriational travelogue.
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I’d rather have a free bottle in front of me than a prefrontal lobotomy.
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You learn as much from your kids as they learn from you.
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I like beautiful melodies telling me terrible things.
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Oh, I’m not a percussionist, I just like to hit things.
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There’s a beauty of show business. It’s the only business you can have a career in when you’re dead.
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Slept all night in the cedar grove, I was born to ramble, born to rove, some men are searchin’ for the holy grail, but there ain’t nothin’ sweeter than ridin’ the rails.
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If people are a little nervous about approaching you at the market, it’s good. I’m not Chuckles The Clown. Or Bozo. I don’t cut the ribbon at the opening of markets. I don’t stand next to the mayor. Hit your baseball into my yard, and you’ll never see it again.
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There’s nothing that makes me laugh more than being in the situation where you’re not supposed to laugh. Funerals. People crying. Breaking down. Telling you their life. I’m the worst. I’m the worst at that.
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When I was younger, I wanted to be older. Now I am older, I am not quite so sure.
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A mental midget with the IQ of a fence post.
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I never told the truth so i can never tell a lie.
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The big print giveth and the small print taketh away.
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If you get far enough away you’ll be on your way back home.
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I’ll take a rusty nail and scratch your initials on my arm.
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I’m trying to get music ideas that come and keep them alive. It’s like carrying water in your hands. I want to keep it all, and sometimes by the time you get to the studio you have nothing.
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She’s got the whole dark forest living inside of her.
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I did my time in the jail of your arms.
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I think all songs should have weather in them. Names of towns and streets, and they should have a couple of sailors. I think those are just song prerequisites.
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The dog won’t bite if you beat Him with a bone.
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it ain’t no sin, to take off your skin and dance around in your bones
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The beginning of it starts at the end.
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The fact is most of the things that people know about me are made up. My own life is backstage. So what you “know” about me is only what I allowed you to know about me.
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If there’s one thing you can say about mankind, there’s nothing kind about man.
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