The dog won’t bite if you beat Him with a bone.
TOM WAITSYou got to tell me the brave captain Why are the wicked so strong? How do the angels get to sleep When the devil leaves the porch light on?
More Tom Waits Quotes
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Don’t plant your bad days. They grow into weeks. The weeks grow into months. Before you know it, you got yourself a bad year. Take it from me – choke those little bad days. Choke ’em down to nothing.
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Don’t you know there ain’t no devil, it’s just god when he’s drunk.
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If I exorcise my devils, all my angels may go, too.
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I’ll take a rusty nail and scratch your initials on my arm.
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Most of the people I admire, they usually smell funny and don’t get out much. It’s true. Most of them are either dead or not feeling well.
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I’d rather have a free bottle in front of me than a prefrontal lobotomy.
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When you’re writing‚ you’re conjuring. It’s a ritual‚ and you need to be brave and respectful and sometimes get out of the way of whatever it is that you’re inviting into the room.
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I’ve lost my equilibrium, my car keys, and my pride.
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The average person spends two weeks over their lifetime waiting for the traffic light to change.
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I dunno when I started writing really. I was, like, filling out applications and stuff real early. Last name first, first name last, sex. ‘occasionally’ , stuff like that. Then I was writing letters, filling out forms, writing on bathroom walls.
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You can learn a lot about a woman by getting smashed with her.
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The devil knows the Bible like the back of his hand.
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And the earth died screaming, while I lay dreaming.
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Writing songs is like capturing birds without killing them. Sometimes you end up with nothing but a mouthful of feathers.
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Sing me a rainbow. Steal me a dream.
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