Well you say that it’s gospel, But I know that it’s only church.
TOM WAITSI dunno when I started writing really. I was, like, filling out applications and stuff real early. Last name first, first name last, sex. ‘occasionally’ , stuff like that. Then I was writing letters, filling out forms, writing on bathroom walls.
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Most people don’t care if you’re telling them the truth or if you’re telling them a lie, as long as they’re entertained by it.
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Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends.
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Time is just memory Mixed in with Desire.
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I’ll tell you all my secrets but I lie about my past.
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All that you’ve loved is all you own.
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My wife called me a mule. She once said, “I didn’t marry a man; I married a mule!” I kept thinking about it. It was in the back of my head. I think it makes a good title for an album.
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I like turning on two radios at once. I like hearing things wrong. I get a lot of ideas by mishearing things.
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Break windows, smoke cigars, and stay up late. Tell ’em to do that, they’ll find a little pot of gold.
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You can drive out nature with a pitch fork But it always comes roaring back again.
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I dunno when I started writing really. I was, like, filling out applications and stuff real early. Last name first, first name last, sex. ‘occasionally’ , stuff like that. Then I was writing letters, filling out forms, writing on bathroom walls.
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I started out with nothing and I still got most of it left.
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You got to tell me the brave captain Why are the wicked so strong? How do the angels get to sleep When the devil leaves the porch light on?
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If people are a little nervous about approaching you at the market, it’s good. I’m not Chuckles The Clown. Or Bozo. I don’t cut the ribbon at the opening of markets. I don’t stand next to the mayor. Hit your baseball into my yard, and you’ll never see it again.
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Not the kind of wheel you fall asleep at.
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I can’t listen to so much music at the same time. I think you really have to have a diet. You’re just processing too much, there’s no place to put it. If you go a long time without hearing music, then you hear music that nobody else hears.
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I always had a great appreciation for jazz, but I’m a very pedestrian musician. I get by. I like to think that my main instrument is vocabulary.
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Their memory’s like a train: you can see it getting smaller as it pulls away And the things you can’t remember Tell the things you can’t forget that History puts a saint in every dream.
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Oh, I’m not a percussionist, I just like to hit things.
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The average person spends two weeks over their lifetime waiting for the traffic light to change.
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If I exorcise my devils, all my angels may go, too.
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It’s rather mystifying when you think about writing songs – where they come from, and how they’re born.
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The fact is most of the things that people know about me are made up. My own life is backstage. So what you “know” about me is only what I allowed you to know about me.
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I never told the truth so i can never tell a lie.
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I hate Disneyland. It primes our kids for Las Vegas.
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I’ll take a rusty nail and scratch your initials on my arm.
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There’s a beauty of show business. It’s the only business you can have a career in when you’re dead.
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