We are all just monkeys with money and guns.
TOM WAITSWriting songs is like capturing birds without killing them. Sometimes you end up with nothing but a mouthful of feathers.
More Tom Waits Quotes
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The earth is not my home, I’m just passing by.
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I don’t go to church on Sunday, don’t get on my knees to pray, or memorize the books of the Bible, I got my own special way
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I always liked the idea that America is a big facade. We are all insects crawling across on the shiny hood of a Cadillac. We’re all looking at the wrapping. But we won’t tear the wrapping to see what lies beneath.
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It’s rather mystifying when you think about writing songs – where they come from, and how they’re born.
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You’re innocent when you dream.
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I dunno when I started writing really. I was, like, filling out applications and stuff real early. Last name first, first name last, sex. ‘occasionally’ , stuff like that. Then I was writing letters, filling out forms, writing on bathroom walls.
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My wife called me a mule. She once said, “I didn’t marry a man; I married a mule!” I kept thinking about it. It was in the back of my head. I think it makes a good title for an album.
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I like Thelonious Monk, he’s so gnarled, he’s like a piece of machinery that’s pulled up the bolts on the floor and gone off on its own.
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I do some acting. And there’s a difference between “I do some acting” and “I’m an actor.”
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We are buried beneath the weight of information, which is being confused with knowledge; quantity is being confused with abundance and wealth with happiness.
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Most people don’t care if you’re telling them the truth or if you’re telling them a lie, as long as they’re entertained by it.
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I have an audio stigmatism whereby I hear things wrong – I have audio illusions.
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Don’t plant your bad days. They grow into weeks. The weeks grow into months. Before you know it, you got yourself a bad year. Take it from me – choke those little bad days. Choke ’em down to nothing.
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On my gravestone, I want it to say, “I told you I was sick.”
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I don’t have a drinking problem ‘Cept when I can’t get a drink.
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I like beautiful melodies telling me terrible things.
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The world is a hellish place, and bad writing is destroying the quality of our suffering.
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All the donuts have names that sound like prostitutes
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Not the kind of wheel you fall asleep at.
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I’m just trying to make a buck like everyone else.
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The big print giveth and the small print taketh away.
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Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends.
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And the earth died screaming, while I lay dreaming.
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If you get far enough away you’ll be on your way back home.
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I’ve seen it all through the yellow windows of the evening train.
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You know, we just buy music now. We don’t make it any more. And that goes for just about everything. I think it’s so important that people develop and subscribe to and have confidence in their own ability to make music, however rough it is.
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