There’s nothing that makes me laugh more than being in the situation where you’re not supposed to laugh. Funerals. People crying. Breaking down. Telling you their life. I’m the worst. I’m the worst at that.
TOM WAITSFor a songwriter, you don’t really go to songwriting school; you learn by listening to tunes. And you try to understand them and take them apart and see what they’re made of, and wonder if you can make one, too.
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I put food on the table and roof overhead. But I’d trade it all tomorrow for the highway instead.
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Arithmetic arithmetock Turn the hands back on the clock How does the ocean rock the boat? How did the razor find my throat? The only strings that hold me here Are tangled up around the pier.
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All that you’ve loved is all you own.
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I admit that I ain’t no angel, I admit that I ain’t no saint – I’m selfish and I’m cruel and I’m blind. If I exorcise my devils, well my angels may leave too. When they leave they’re so hard to find.
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There’s a beauty of show business. It’s the only business you can have a career in when you’re dead.
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Mostly I straddle reality and the imagination. My reality needs imagination like a bulb needs a socket. My imagination needs reality like a blind man needs a cane.
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The earth is not my home, I’m just passing by.
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I’ve lost my equilibrium, my car keys, and my pride.
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The world is a hellish place, and bad writing is destroying the quality of our suffering.
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Don’t plant your days they turn into weeds.
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But then I’m one of those guys that is still a bit afraid of the telephone, its implications for conversation. I still wonder if the jukebox might be the death of live music.
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People get frightened that success is going to take them out of life. They’re no longer going to be on the corner of Bedlam and Squalor; life will only be something you can get through the mail.
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There’s always free cheddar in the mousetrap, baby.
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I started out with nothing and I still got most of it left.
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Don’t you know there ain’t no devil, it’s just god when he’s drunk.
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I’m just trying to make a buck like everyone else.
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Did the devil make the world while God was sleeping?
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Well you say that it’s gospel, But I know that it’s only church.
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I made a wish on a sliver of moonlight A sly grin and a bowl full of stars.
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Break windows, smoke cigars, and stay up late. Tell ’em to do that, they’ll find a little pot of gold.
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The beginning of it starts at the end.
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When your down on your luck and you’ve lost all your dreams theres nothing like a campfire and a can of beans.
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Bill Hicks – blowtorch, excavator, truthsayer, and brain specialist. He will correct your vision. Others will drive on the road he built.
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If you get far enough away you’ll be on your way back home.
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And the earth died screaming, while I lay dreaming.
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My wife called me a mule. She once said, “I didn’t marry a man; I married a mule!” I kept thinking about it. It was in the back of my head. I think it makes a good title for an album.
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