I like Thelonious Monk, he’s so gnarled, he’s like a piece of machinery that’s pulled up the bolts on the floor and gone off on its own.
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I started out with nothing and I still got most of it left.
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I did my time in the jail of your arms.
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I’d rather have a free bottle in front of me than a prefrontal lobotomy.
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You got to tell me the brave captain Why are the wicked so strong? How do the angels get to sleep When the devil leaves the porch light on?
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The devil knows the Bible like the back of his hand.
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Arithmetic arithmetock Turn the hands back on the clock How does the ocean rock the boat? How did the razor find my throat? The only strings that hold me here Are tangled up around the pier.
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The ocean doesn’t want me today, But I’ll come back tomorrow to play. The riptide is waging And the life guard’s away But the ocean doesn’t want me today.
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Children make up the best songs, anyway. Better than grown-ups. Kids are always working on songs and throwing them away, like little origami things or paper airplanes. They don’t care if they lose it; they’ll just make another one.
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New York forces you to be in endless surreal situations.
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I dunno when I started writing really. I was, like, filling out applications and stuff real early. Last name first, first name last, sex. ‘occasionally’ , stuff like that. Then I was writing letters, filling out forms, writing on bathroom walls.
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On my gravestone, I want it to say, “I told you I was sick.”
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I always thought songs are movies for the ears and films are like songs for the eyes.
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We are all just monkeys with money and guns.
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When your down on your luck and you’ve lost all your dreams theres nothing like a campfire and a can of beans.
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You’ve gotta have somebody to trust, that knows a lot.
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But it’s so hard to dance that way when it’s cold and there’s no music.
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I like beautiful melodies telling me terrible things.
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I’m always looking for sounds that are pleasing at the time. The sound of a helicopter is really annoying until you’re drowning, and it’s there to rescue you. Then it sounds like music.
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The blues is like a planet. It’s an enormous topic. You can’t ignore the impact that it has had and continues to have on the whole musical culture. It’s a tree that everyone is swinging from. Without it, I don’t know where I would be. It’s indelible and indispensable.
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I put food on the table and roof overhead. But I’d trade it all tomorrow for the highway instead.
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You have to keep busy. After all, no dog’s ever pissed on a moving car.
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Living with kids is like living with a bunch of drunks. You know you really have to be on your toes all the time. Things are falling over and breaking and spilling. If you live on the second story, you really have to keep the windows shut all the time.
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Well, it’s either kiss me or kill me, that’s how I see it.
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I don’t like hearing Beatles songs in commercials. It almost renders them useless. I think, ‘Oh God, another one bites the dust.’
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You can drive out nature with a pitch fork But it always comes roaring back again.
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I do some acting. And there’s a difference between “I do some acting” and “I’m an actor.”
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