Break windows, smoke cigars, and stay up late. Tell ’em to do that, they’ll find a little pot of gold.
TOM WAITSNot the kind of wheel you fall asleep at.
More Tom Waits Quotes
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If you get far enough away you’ll be on your way back home.
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Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends.
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Well I got a bad liver and broken heart, yeah, I drunk me a river since you tore me apart.
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I always had a great appreciation for jazz, but I’m a very pedestrian musician. I get by. I like to think that my main instrument is vocabulary.
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New York forces you to be in endless surreal situations.
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There’s nothing that makes me laugh more than being in the situation where you’re not supposed to laugh. Funerals. People crying. Breaking down. Telling you their life. I’m the worst. I’m the worst at that.
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I did my time in the jail of your arms.
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On my gravestone, I want it to say, “I told you I was sick.”
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The ocean doesn’t want me today, But I’ll come back tomorrow to play. The riptide is waging And the life guard’s away But the ocean doesn’t want me today.
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I like beautiful melodies telling me terrible things.
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I have an audio stigmatism whereby I hear things wrong – I have audio illusions.
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You know, we just buy music now. We don’t make it any more. And that goes for just about everything. I think it’s so important that people develop and subscribe to and have confidence in their own ability to make music, however rough it is.
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I think all songs should have weather in them. Names of towns and streets, and they should have a couple of sailors. I think those are just song prerequisites.
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I like turning on two radios at once. I like hearing things wrong. I get a lot of ideas by mishearing things.
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I don’t have a drinking problem ‘Cept when I can’t get a drink.
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