You got to tell me the brave captain Why are the wicked so strong? How do the angels get to sleep When the devil leaves the porch light on?
TOM WAITSThere’s always free cheddar in the mousetrap, baby.
More Tom Waits Quotes
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When I was younger, I wanted to be older. Now I am older, I am not quite so sure.
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You can learn a lot about a woman by getting smashed with her.
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I always had a great appreciation for jazz, but I’m a very pedestrian musician. I get by. I like to think that my main instrument is vocabulary.
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The dog won’t bite if you beat Him with a bone.
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There’s nothing that makes me laugh more than being in the situation where you’re not supposed to laugh. Funerals. People crying. Breaking down. Telling you their life. I’m the worst. I’m the worst at that.
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Oh, I’m not a percussionist, I just like to hit things.
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You’re my North Star when I’m lost and feeling blue.
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You’ve gotta have somebody to trust, that knows a lot.
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Come down off the cross, we could use the wood.
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It’s rather mystifying when you think about writing songs – where they come from, and how they’re born.
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You learn as much from your kids as they learn from you.
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Most of the things you absorb you will ultimately secrete.
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Not the kind of wheel you fall asleep at.
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Well, it’s either kiss me or kill me, that’s how I see it.
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I always thought songs are movies for the ears and films are like songs for the eyes.
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When your down on your luck and you’ve lost all your dreams theres nothing like a campfire and a can of beans.
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I don’t like the stigma that comes with being called a poet. So I call what I’m doing an improvisational adventure or an inebriational travelogue.
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On my gravestone, I want it to say, “I told you I was sick.”
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The big print giveth and the small print taketh away.
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When you’re writing‚ you’re conjuring. It’s a ritual‚ and you need to be brave and respectful and sometimes get out of the way of whatever it is that you’re inviting into the room.
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I like Thelonious Monk, he’s so gnarled, he’s like a piece of machinery that’s pulled up the bolts on the floor and gone off on its own.
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I like my music with the rinds and the seeds and pulp left in.
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All that you’ve loved is all you own.
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it ain’t no sin, to take off your skin and dance around in your bones
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The folks who know the truth aren’t talking. The ones who don’t have a clue, you can’t shut them up!
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I’m the type of guy who’d sell you a rat’s asshole for a wedding ring.
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